ENGLISH DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY

So I've had a few people talk to me lately who are convinced that Shakespeare wrote in Old English. Being an English major and a passionate yet asexual lover of books, this bugs the ever-loving shit out of me. Therefore I have decided to write up a quick history lesson... ish... thing. Including examples!

( This gets really long. )

This entry took me an hour to write. Hopefully it helps SOMEBODY. :/ I'm going to unlock just this one entry, so maybe other people will see it.